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  1.  Pay Rielle Hunter to name one of you the father of the baby

 9.  Either Putin or Medvedev will have to run as McCain's Vice President

 8.  If the Russians are going to fly their bombers near Alaska, then they have to put in equal time working on Ted Stevens' house

 7.  Start rumors that it was the two of you who behind the Manhunt donation to the McCain Campaign

 6.  Will get the Associated Press, like they did with Joe Lieberman, call the two of you "pricks"

 5.  Send in Michael Phelps to blind Russian soldiers with the reflections off his 8 Gold Medals

 4.  Meghan McCain will start writing children's books of the two of you, how her Daddy will kick your asses, if elected

 3.  Bus in Hillary Clinton's supporters, and have them dish out a "cathartic" cease-fire and withdrawal beating

 2.  Consequences will be to place Putin and Medvedev in the dreaded "McCain Cone of Silence"

 1.  Won't bother holding back Joe Biden, from tatooing "NATO" on your foreheads

Bonus Russia-Georgia Links

The Condoleezza Rice Ballroom Dancing & Charm School; Or: Shopping For A Legacy on Cyber Monday

The Night The Russians Rolled Into Georgia - McCain's August Anthem

Bob Drogin - Los Angeles Times:  John McCain aide's dual roles intersect; Randy Scheunemann is a former lobbyist for Georgia, a country the candidate strongly supports in its crisis

John Perr:  Presumptuous McCain Plays President on Georgia Conflict

Josh Marshall:  His Grandiosity on Display

Cernig:  Crisis? McCain Will Give You Crisis!

Originally posted to JTD on Wed Aug 20, 2008 at 03:35 PM PDT.

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  •  I Don't Think (2+ / 0-)
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    bleeding blue, esquimaux

    Little Miss Condi, or anyone else in the Bush Grindhouse will come up with anything better ...

    Only a few more months, that can't come fast enough


    •  Poor Dr. Rice. (1+ / 0-)
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      I almost feel sorry for her.  She is the closest thing to an intellectual in that misAdministration, and she's never had the stones to stand up to any of the chickenhawks.  She's been a good soldier, jetting around the globe doing what she's told, but has to have zero self respect left, since she all she has done at best is mitigate the worst of the damage.  I would have quit long ago, had I been in her place...

      She did do some good work recently vis a vis North Korea, but it's almost too late for that now.

      No politician ever lost an election by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. PT Barnum, paraphrased...

      by jarhead5536 on Wed Aug 20, 2008 at 03:47:15 PM PDT

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  •  Bush will no longer look into Putin's dreamy eyes (1+ / 0-)
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    That threat should put an end to the stalemate.

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