Apparently Obama has made his Vice Presidential Choice and this choice is Santa Claus. Who saw that coming? While this surely will lose the Martian Vote -- after an unfortunate kidnapping incident in the 60s the Martians refuse to recognize Santa Claus -- his pick of Santa will no doubt bolster Obama's National Security Credentials because Santa knows when you've been sleeping, knows when you're awake, and insists that Valdmir Putin has not been good for goodness sake. Also his choice will undoubtedly help win over Clinton Voters since Santa is a working class hero who is both jolly and morbidly obese.
Updates coming to this useless diary as necessary.