Cindy Goes to War!
Yep just in time for the Democratic Convention Cindy McCain is going to Geogia!
Why you ask?
To assess the civilian casualties due to the Russian invasion.
This is good news, someone has to do this dirty work, who better than Cindy McCain? What else is she going to do? Sit home and watch the Democratic Convention? Not our Cindy. After all after if something bad happens to you want to have mom around right? And who is a better mom than Cindy. Why she practically raised those kids by her self because John "every family needs to parents" McCain was almost never there. And according to Cindy John married her because she was such a great wife and mother! (Compared to whom in John’s life?)
But watch out for landmines. John of course refused to support the international treaty on landmines. But heck landmines are good for children and other living things....just like beer.
To be fair Cindy currently sits on the boards of HALO Trust, which removes landmines from war. But that silly husband of hers just refuses to support a world wide ban on the use of landmines. I guess putting landmines in the ground where they hurt children is good and taking them out again is good. And if it cost much more to take them out than put them in...well that is just GOP economics.
Well enjoy your trip Cindy, don’t forget to see the sites.