This episode of Sure Happy It's Tuesday is brought to you by the Acronym Police.
First, let me say that the PUMAs are about to die out, Carville's shoes notwithstanding:
So this mojo edition at an unusual time and place is intended to record for posterity (and possibly people's posteriors) acronyms that spell P.U.M.A.
My favorite (up to this point) is Please Use Me Again, but I've seen quite a number of others in last few days to give me a chuckle.
The serious danger is that no one will remember what it meant in a few short weeks because even the media (MSM, -- Hmmm. Extra points for good acronyms that spell M.S.M.) is going to need another line of attack to make it appear that McCain is still in this race.
So, please help and give mojo to people who post good (or BAD) acronyms and I'll try to update this with ones that tickle my fancy.
Thank you all and let the games begin.
[update 6] Just rolled off the 50-diary list. Here's the final list:
Post Ultimatum Mercurial Analysis
Pachyderm Underlings' Meaningful Abasement <-- w00t! Thank you Alohilani
"UP"
Pain Up My *ss
Party Up My Anus
Party Unity My *ss
Pent Up Myocardial Arrythmia
Piling Up More Assholes
Pile Up More Attention
Put Up More Acronyms
Piss Up My *ss
Puking Up More *sshats <-- Highest vote getter! Thank you FleetAdmiralJ
Putting Up Meaningless Arguments
"PATHOS"
Pathetic Urchins' Mothers Ashamed
Pathetic Used Morons All
Patheticly Ugly mccrankypants *sskisser
Pathological Ultraviruses Moving Around
Pathologically Uninspired Maven Army
"PAINFUL"
Painfully Useless Myopic Anger <-- Second highest vote getter Thank you zenbowl
Painfully Useless Monger Appeasers
Painful Usurping of Meaningful Ascention
painful and useless misdirected anger
"PEOPLE"
People
Unable to
Move On
Association of Bitter People
People United for McCain's Annihilation
People United Mostly Arrogant
People Unconvinced by Majority Approval
People Unruly; Media Attentive!
People Under My Automobile
People Under Moronic Assumptions <-- my favorite Thank you gallimaufry
Personal Use Marijuana Allowed
Persons Using Mediocre Acronyms
"UN_something"
Pinheads Undermining Meaningful Advancement
Permanently Undermining My parties Advantage
Permanently Undulating Mycological Artifacts
Permanently Undead Mis-Anthropes
Penultimate Ugliness Made Apparent
Place Up MaCain's *ss <-- TOO TRUE Thank you suburi
"PLEASE"
Please Underscore My Angst
Please Undo Majority Actions
please unleash my agitprop
Pleasantly Unfettered by Mental Acuity
Pigs United for Media Attention <-- NICE! Thank you Mr Magu
Pointless Uninformed Major/Minor-league *ssholes
"POLITICAL"
Politically Useless, Made Apparent
Politically Useless Morons Association
Portly Upperclass Male Action
Posers, Undeterred, Mocking America
Posers, Unreal, Mimicking Americans
Preening for Useless Media Attention
Pretending Universal, Mostly Alone
Popcorn Unites McCain Adversaries
Provo, Utah: Mormons Abound
Purveyors of Un-Managed Anger
Pushing Useless Memes Again
puss ugly moronic *ss
Putting Up More Angst?
DOUBLE WORD SCORE
"POW" = Unlimited Media Amnesty
POW's Umpteenth Maddening Application