I want to hear Hillary say - with fire:
A vote for John McCain is a vote against me. If you don't vote for Barack Obama, you are directly voting against every single value I've been fighting for my entire life. If you believe in me, in my campaign of the last 18 months, you must vote to protect women's rights, to protect Roe Vs. Wade. You must vote to end this war. You must vote for health care for every American. You must vote to fight against big oil and protect our environment. If you are with me, you are with Barack Obama. I did not fight for the last 35 years to hand the presidency to John McCain.
And I want Bill to lose his voice and watch the convention from a hotel room. A nice hotel room, with lots of alcohol and 24 hour room service, but miles away from the media.
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Anything you'd like to add to Hillary's speech tonight? Are there any practicing good witches out there who can render Bill mute for, say, about 36 hours?