Okay, so here's the video. Just don't ask me where John McCain's eyes are traveling, or what he's doing with his wedding ring, because your guess is as good as mine.
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The video's called "Getting To Know You," but it needs a subtitle, or maybe some captions. So let's have a caption contest.
Here are some of the ideas generated in the video comments on YouTube and on my blog:
-- John McCain's 'Rove'-ing Eyes
-- "I wanna DRILL HERE, and I WANNA DRILL NOW!"
-- This is an actual AP headline. "John McCain tapped little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin"
-- He's looking at her . . . podium! Yeah, that's it! He's checking out her podium!
-- I guess this brings a whole new meaning to "vice" president.
-- how's that surge workin for ya johnny mac?
-- Awkward
-- "Get the f**k away from me you FREAK!"
Alright, now fire away with your own! :)
Given that we're a bunch of pinko commies and dirty fuckin' hippies, there might not ever be a 'winner' of this contest because we're all 'winners' in the game of life. Then again, maybe someone will post a diary with the 'best of' and we can vote, democracy style.
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