Our dashing Presidential candidate John "POW" McCain was surrounded by hostile forces, taking heavy fire. No one gave him a snowball's chance in hell of making it to safety in the White House, but our Maverick had an ace up his sleeve. Remembering his training, he uses the element of surprise to throw his attackers off balance. Having trashed his opponent relentlessly as inexperienced, McCain was widely expected to pick a running mate that was well known. He threw them all a curve ball that they weren't expecting, and they just stood there staring at it.
His aid, Charlie Black, said about Sarah Palin: "She's going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he'll be around at least that long."
We have now the final scene from SHOTGUN MARRIAGE, after the fold...
INTERIOR SHOT A HOSPITAL ROOM IN THE ICU AT WALTER READ
MCCAIN (in bed, wheezing) Sing it (cough) to me one more time
PALIN (In chair at foot of bed) Uh, bomb bomb Iran..
MCCAIN No you cunt! It's (cough) "Bomb bomb BOMB Iran!" THREE bombs, you trollop! (long hacking cough)
PALIN Where's the plug on this thing?