NCS false color radar image of Chrome bearing down on Cuba and the Florida Keys
Miami, FL (APE) – Authorities at the National Computer Service cautioned residents on the Eastern Seaboard to remain alert, but stated that they have downgraded the hurricane release of the browser named Chrome to a Topical Storm. Chrome was downgraded as a result of the effects from prevailing whims aloft and strong smear force whims originating in Redmond, WA, and is expected to make US landfall at around 6 pm EST.
"Chrome has left servers flooded and swamped since making landfall earlier today in Europe," stated German authorities, "but Google has been working diligently to restore services to the areas that have been the most affected by outages. We have learned and made adjustments since the last time Mozilla swept through, and for the most part, security has remained in place and effective."
The National Computer Service cautioned users against the dangerous storm surge that would likely precede Chrome, and stated that anyone choosing to do so would be surfing at their own risk. A strict ban on phishing was issued, insisting violators would be prosecuted. Authorities urged users to evacuate low bandwidth areas and pack up their favorites as they leave, in order to halt the spread of anticipated viruses. They also cautioned the public against the dangers of seeking refuge in abandoned Warezhouses as well as trying to take in and care for stranded Trojan Horses and other livezstock.
Chrome becomes the Tenth named browser to make US landfall in the last decade and comes at a time when the internet is still recovering from Safari, Firefox, and IE-10.