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Top 10 GOP Women John McCain REJECTED for VP
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NYNC
Community
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Tuesday, Sep. 02, 2008
Tuesday, Sep. 02, 2008
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2:12:23pm PDT
Senator Elizabeth Dole, North Carolina - Too old. I heard she's at least 92.
Governor Jodi Rell, Connecticut - She's from Lieberman's home state. It would break his heart, and I can't take his pouting.
Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, Colorado - Why? Is Rev. Fred Phelps leaning toward Obama?
Rep. "Mean Jean" Schmidt, Ohio - Ooh, scary! She might bite me.
Rep. Mary Bono, California - Who, Sonny's wife? They'd be playing "I Got You Babe" nonstop, and I want to hear "Barbara Ann."
Rep. Barbara Cubin, Wyoming - She might get mad at a disabled Vet and push him out of his wheelchair.
Rep. Virginia Foxx, North Carolina - Yech! Looks like Jesse Helms in drag!
Rep. Michele Bachmann, Minnesota - She talks about God like she's dating Him. I can't compete with that.
Condoleezza Rice - Why would I want to move her from the State Department when she's doing such a fabulous job?
Senator Lisa Murkowski, Alaska - She's an Alaskan, too, but unlike Sarah, she would allow her teenage daughter to have an abortion after being gangraped by a hockey team -- and my friends, I JUST THINK THAT'S WRONG!