The other morning, after McSame's convention speech, as I got in my car to go to work the radio blared out Hannity on the Radio (He is on the same channel as Randi Rhodes who I listen to on the way home). I usually can't stand more than one chorus of "Let Freedom Ring" and turn on my CD player but something caught my attention.
He was mocking McCain saying that he didn't hear the same kind of strength that Palin had demonstrated the night before. He went on to say that as a result he hadn't decided who or even IF he would vote this year.
Then he explained that he really wanted
McSame and Palin to switch places since she represented what he thought a true Republican President should be and that McSame now sounded more like Obama.
So what were his points?
McSame didn't say anything about school vouchers and instead pushed better education for all (a big sin I guess).
McSame wanted peace and didn't push war as a solution for every problem America faces.
blah blah blah - you've heard all this crap before.
BUT then the truth came out
He started on the mother of 5 being extremely sexy. With that come hither librarian look. Hair up which would come flowing down when she took out the hairpins. The dark stockings, sexy glasses, and that business suit look. He even compared her wearing a dress to Hillary who he claimed really wants to be a man because of her pants suit. "Palin is what a real woman is", he shouted into his microphone.
This went on for easily 3 segments of his show and while he was talking all I could think of was Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher".
What he really wanted was a VPMILF. The sexually repressed Republicans are turned on by Palin - I mean really turned on!! As he went on and on about her sexiness all I could think of was how he turned the Palin speech into a porno flick. I wonder how many tissues were used during that speech? And I don't mean for tears.