The September 15 National Enquirer has hit the stands.
The cover - a picture of McCain and Palin with the headline:
Sarah's Dark Secrets!
Affair that nearly ruined her career
How she tried to cover up teen daughter's pregnancy
Family war that exposed her lies
I am spending as much time as I can stand this week standing in supermarket checkout lines and I suggest you do too.
Here's why. The September 15 issue of the National Enquirer is out and there it is, Sarah's affair!!
So I stood in the supermarket line and read the cover aloud in an astonished voice, commenting to myself and everyone around - "Wow, Sarah Palin had an affair - just like John Edwards - she had an affair with her husband's business partner. No wonder her daughter got pregnant - the mother was messing around. I don't think we want a woman who sleeps around to be the Vice President - we had enough of that with Clinton.
Then - gee maybe the baby is her lover's and that's why she didn't tell anybody.
I bought a copy, took it on the train and read it aloud to all my seatmates.
Other suggestions would be to leave copies in the beauty parlor, laudromat or anywhere else people gather.
This is our chance to make the National Enquirer realize they can make money by further investigation and we can publicize this article.