Picture it:
Hillary and Chelsea sitting in a living room, looking like the loving mother and daughter they are.
Chelsea: "Hey mom, can you believe the fake sexism charges that McCain and his campaign are throwing around everyday?"
Hillary: "Yeah, I know sexism in politics and I haven't seen it since the end of the primary season (smile, wink, wink). It's especially rich coming from John McCain. I don't know if you remember the unbelievably cruel joke he told about us when Dad was President."
Chelsea: "I remember it. It's hard to believe a grown man would tell such a hateful joke about a twelve year old girl."
Hillary: "It makes all his fake outrage that more ridiculous. I guess that's what happens when you have no solutions for America. You try to distract the American people from the real issues."
Both turn to the camera: "Enough, John McCain! Let's have a real debate about real issues"
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Two former POWs sitting outside on a park bench.
POW 1: "I can't believe John McCain is basing his campaign on his time as a POW."
POW 2: "Yeah, just because we're POWs doesn't mean we should be President."
POW 1: "And the sleazy, dishonorable campaign McCain is running proves he shouldn't be President, either."
POW 2: "What really makes me mad is how John McCain uses the experience of a POW to hide from his scandals and mistakes."
POW 1: "He can't remember how many homes he owns and he brings up his POW experience? Incredible! It degrades all POWs"
POW 1 & 2: "Enough, John McCain!. Quit hiding behind our POW experience and take responsibility for your sleazy and dishonorable campaign. The American people deserve a real debate about real issues"