The following is an ode to possibly the next Vice President of the United States of America. Fasten your seat belts, bring your seat backs to the upright position, close the tray tables, and most important you will find an air sickness bag in the back of the seat in front of you. If McCain and she are elected we're in for a bumpy ride. You'll need the bag.
The following is an attempt to turn the classic Temptations song "The Way You Do the Things You Do" into an ode to Sarah Palin. Just a note: I like the UB40 version more.
The Way You Do the Things You Do: Ode to Sarah Palin
Great Thanks to the Temptations and UB40
You got a smile so bright
You know you could’ve been a beauty queen
You wanna start a fight
So you make a convention scene
The way you swept them off their feet
You know you really made them swoon
The way they kiss your feet
You really oughta' get a room
Well, you could have said anything that you wanted to
It sounds so swell
The way you do the things you do
As pretty as you are
You know you could still kill a moose
You cook it for an hour
You hang the carcass from a noose
The way you want to drill
You know you could have worked for Exxon
You make them feel so good
They can hardly keep their pants on.
Well, you could have said anything that you wanted to
It sounds so swell
The way you do the things you do
You made the rich more rich
Tried to fund the bridge to nowhere
They gave so much crap
That you said. "What? To Where?
Well, you could have said anything that you wanted to
It sounds so swell
The way you do the things you do
You really swept them off their feet
You make their life complete
You make their life so bright
You make them feel alright