I’m not kidding. When he steps into the voting booth do you really think he’s going to vote to seal his fate? If he has any chance of escaping then McCain/Palin better not win. I would think that he might even consider secretly working for the Obama campaign.
Are there any Obama volunteers in Wasila who know Levi? Or someone who knows him? Heck why don’t you just go knock on his door. Take him out for a couple beers and explain the plan. Look at the divorce rates, Levi—marrying before 25 does not work too well these days. If Obama wins you probably won’t have to go through with the marriage stuff, and since you don't want kids... You can secretly meet with fellow self identified "F____ing Rednecks", and convince them to vote for your freedom.
I know Alaska is only three EVs, but every bit counts, and three for Obama is three less for McCain—a six EV swing.
Here’s another one—We can start a website, "Free Levi Johnston—Vote Obama!!" Mistakes were made, but should this poor guy have to be forced into the most public shotgun wedding in American History? And you better believe that both Palin Parents have a shotgun. I bet the NRA is sponsoring the wedding. Let the poor kid off the hook.
FREE LEVI JOHNSTON!!