A fathers sits with his daughter while she does her homework.
Daugther: Daddy, who was Sarah Palin?
Father: She ran for vice president a long time ago.
Daughter: Was she like President Hillary?
Father: No she was weird. She ran on a ticket with some old guy I can't remember his name, but he was a POW. They ran against President Obama.
Daughter: That was stupid. What was weird about her?
Father: Well, she'd say things that everyone knew were lies, but she'd say them and smile and smile and smile.
Daughter: She sounds creepy.
Father: She really was.
Daughter: What happened to her?
Father: Best that I can remember she went a little crazy after they lost the election and when she got back to Alaska, she was governor of Alaska, she got it into her head that the Russians were poaching Alaskan moose. When she tried to call up the national guard she was refused and the last time anyone saw her she had a rifle and was paddling across the Bering Strait in a kayak.
Daughter: Is she still out there?
Father: I doubt it very much that was a very long time ago. Now I better get you to bed or you'll be having nightmares.