Good news everyone. Fox has a new reality television series in development. The series will be set in John McCain's eighth home (an apartment), and show us that he is a regular guy by broadcasting his interactions with his two roommates. Hear that? He has a lot of homes, but that's because he has a lot of roommates. Anyway, Fox has put out some teasers and I've posted them below the fold.
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Wow, John's a messy bastard, but he can sure deflect criticism well. Fuck a messy kitchen table, I mean he kept everything else clean in a cell in Hanoi for five and a half years. Of course he forgets to clean the table. He didn't have one for five and a half years when he was a POW in Hanoi.
On to the next promo. Oh snap, John asked a girl to move in and didn't ask the guys. Do you think this means he won't ask Congress when he starts wars with Afghanistan, Russia, and North Korea? Well, I was undecided, but now I am firmly in Obama's corner.
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Okay, what have we gleaned from this? John makes messes, and doesn't clean them up (can you say Iraq). Also, he won't have to sell the war with Iran to Congress and the American people, because he'll just do it without asking permission.