Scroll over to CNN.com and you're greeted with the breathless headline:
"Biden in Hot Water With Some Ohioans"
Apparently, Biden told the people of Ohio to go fuck themselves via the following disgusting comments:
"I was out in Ohio," he said while fiddling with a football in his hands. "I told the folks in Ohio that we'd kick Ohio State's ass!"
Oh! I almost forgot. The same quote is followed by this disclaimer:
(It remains unclear if Biden actually ever told Ohio voters this.)
Might as well publish it anyway. Poor Joe Biden has been ignored for weeks, so why not smear him! The last thing we want is for the liberal media to ruin Sarah Palin's chances by pointing out her flip-flopping on earmarks and dragging her family through the 9th circle of hell in the hopes of winning the vice presidency.