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Without privatization, I don’t see how you can possibly, over time, make sure that young Americans are able to receive Social Security benefits. - John McCain
Banking, health care, social security - nothing is too sacred for Wall Street to ruin according to McCain.
This week, McSame became McDole and the Alaska Disasta kept lying while her favorability sank faster than her credibility.
My friends, there's a full lineup and other goodies below...
THE LINEUP:
Meet the Press: Corporate Welfare Socialist Henry Paulson. Michael Bloomberg. Erin Burnett, John Harwood, CNBC's Steve Liesman and Washington Post's Steven Pearlstein explain why congress should give one trillion dollars of our money to fix the economic fallout, and also abdicate all oversight powers to the Treasury Secretary.
Tweety: Bob Woodward, Elisabeth Bumiller, Richard Stengel and Norah O'Donnell.
This Weak: Corporate Welfare Socialist Henry Paulson, Senator Chris Dodd. Boner. Relics of the past George Will & Cokie Roberts join Donna Brazile in a very serious discussion of how McCain won the week.
Face The Nation: Paulson. Barney Frank (D). Dipstick Alabama Senator Richard Shelby (R).
Fixed Noise: Senator Kyl vs. Senator Schumer.
Late Edition with Wolf: McCain invented the Blackberry, according to advisor Douglas Holtz-Eakin. Gloria Borger, Ed Henry, Bill Schneider give opinions wich are of no consequence at all. Boring gop strategist Alex Castellanos, Dem strategist Hilary Rosen, GOP strategist Leslie Sanchez and James Carville.
60 Minutes: Obama & McDole.
BLOODBATH ALERT: 6:30pm/9:30pm - CSPAN brodcasts the Virginia showdown between Mark Warner and that tool Gilmore. The only way Gilmore could possibly win this debate is if Warner brings the same depressing charisma he brought to the DNC keynote address.
NOTABLES -
- Rachel Maddow beating Olbermann & Larry King many nights in total viewers and 25-54 demo.
- CNN tool Rick Sanchez loves to Twitter his fans.
- CA gay marraige ban seems to be going down in flames.
- Death and Demons rule pop culture this week: Death attracts lots of downloads, hitman comedy hits #1 in theaters, and Demons top the non-fiction charts.
Images from McSame's horrible, no-good, very bad week -
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SUNDAY HUMOR:
McCain's creepy fish jokes:
BaBa Booey!
Sal & Richard from Howard Stern have hot man-lust for CNN cameras:
Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin:
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When the opening act is more exciting than the headliner:
After Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, his running mate, riveted the overflow crowd at an airplane hangar here for 16 minutes, it was Mr. McCain’s turn, and people in his audience began murmuring and drifting away midway through a 14-minute speech that was flat and cheerless. When Mr. McCain made his first appearance without Ms. Palin, on Monday morning in Jacksonville, Fla., he faced an arena that was one-quarter full.
McDOLE!
These days, he sounds less like his old self than Bob Dole, another senator who ran for president in 1996, sounded in the closing days of his campaign — speaking louder or repeating statements that he thinks might be overlooked.
"The American economy is in a crisis! It’s in a crisis!"
Tebow whooped Tennessee this week like reality whooped McCain! 4-0, Baby!
Heisman repeat, coming right up.