"Horsesh*t"? Well, ya know, it's not like he, I mean, John McCain's track record, and Barack Obama is really, you know, I suppose if he's good at anything it's bein' a van-trill-o-quist of the "horsesh*t".
He served this country with honor, and, he, John McCain served it, he would never use, be a potty-mouth. I think what the voters are really goin' to be lookin' at is that, how Barack can make all his high-falootin'-tootin' rhetoric and be, use a foul-mouthed potty... mouthed.
'Cause we need to look at the debate and our economy in the crisis mode, John McCain is well known and he's a maverick, and he's takin' shots from his party and takin' shots from the other party, and that's why we need to cut government spending, and health care. And he warned everyone about Fannie and Freddie before Davis, as far as I know, recused that he was still in charge and he knows that, and he cut spending with the powerful Commerce Committee for 26 years in the congress.
But John McCain is a war hero for our country. He was a war hero prisoner and he had a pen and he'll use that pen, you know. He'll use that pen and he'll veto every spending bill in Washington, yessireee, every darn one of 'em. And I have a pen just like that, too, and, you know, that's what I would do too if I had to, wanted to save our economy and get us out of crisis mode. And it's like you can't blink, 'cause in crisis mode, you just gotta shoot and you can't be afraid of that moose, ya just gotta shoot 'em. And that's what I'll do.
But put all that brik-a-brack aside, in the crisis mode, John McCain will trim the fat off bloated defence spending and put the spending in the freezer. That's right, just like that caribou Track shot last year, he'll put that spendin' caribou in the freezer on everything except for defence, and for the veterans, and that's how he'll, he knows how to save our economy. That's what we're tryin' to get people to understand what we're talking about. Through reforming our 1930s government regulations reforms so our troops will not come home in defeat.
And I know he didn't have a heck of a lot of time to talk about little ol' me but then he was saying something that's been on my mind ever since I said "yes" without blinking, cause you can't blink, and then the girls voted and said, "let's do this, mom,", then I said "yes" without blinking. And it's all because I didn't blink and said "yes" to John McCain then I've travelled all around this great nation with him after we got out of Alaska, where you can see Russia from and there are trade missions, of course, plus Canada's in it too, with the land border, and I started noticing something and, well, it got me to thinkin'. That's when John McCain said it, just like that!
It's the Koreans.
Why, they're 3 inches shorter than the other... the North Koreans are shorter. And they lied and said they didn't have nukular weapons! But it was a lie and they have the nukular weapons! And it's so true, heck, I just gotta say it, they're 3 inches shorter than Iran and with nukular weapons John McCain is right, that, its an existential threat, and when Putin rears his head, that's when they're all gonna be in our air space in Alaska.
But I tell you what, that Barack Obama, well, he's sure not gettin' my vote. And he's not gettin' the girls vote either, and Twig.
So there's your examples for ya, Katie, are ya happy now?