We've seen enough of Sarah Palin's act to know what she is all about.
She's into gibberish. Her answers to questions consist of free association. Like a psychology test.
There are bits of talking points, half completed, which devolve into nonsense. Sentences start and they just stray and then trail off. Thoughts collide with one another. It's as though she loses her train of though between words.
I'm trying to remember where I've heard such disjointed conversation. I remember a comedian, Professor Irwin Corey, famous for his "Less equals more" argument.
I've also heard this train of though at a party in which too much alcohol was served and too much pot was smoked. It was a riot when 2 drunks, not making any sense at all, get into a fight over nonsensical arguments. Everkbody has been there, right?
So now here is the contest for the comment section. You're Sarah Palin. You've just been asked a simple question. No try to make up an answer that totally dodges the question.
Example:
Question: Sarah, how old are you?
Sarah: Well everybody ages and its just such a beautiful thing. When I was younger, I was a beauty queen and the swimsuits were so terrific because they were made in America and it's all about the jobs you know. We have terrific factory workers, who will need Social Security and someday they will be in private accounts where the free market will be really fee and able to finance the purchase General Motors cars, because they fought in the war and led our fantastic troops in Iraq and Afganistan to protect our freedoms which were founded by Thomas Jefferson underneath a cherry tree which doesn't grow in Alaska but boy do we have lots of salmon.
See? How simple is that? Take a crack. I'll be judging winners in the morning because the sun shines on Putin looking over from Russia and there is our airspace in the summer when days are really long and we grow these giant vegetables which someday may be eaten by the polar bears before they all die because I like to shoot them from a helicopter.