David Letterman did a great job with his Top 10 last night...and as I am 7 hours ahead of you guys and will be up late to watch the debate tonight I thought that this would be a good way to have a few laughs before the serious stuff starts:
- "Let's practice your bewildered silence."
- "Can you try saying 'yes' instead of 'you betcha'?"
- "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"
- "Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes or healthcare."
- "We're screwed!"
- "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"
- "We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30."
- "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"
- "John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van."
- "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"
My personal favorite is Number 10.
Here's hoping the media stops 'censoring' her statements, as she complained to Hannity earlier today.
Feel free to use this diary to revel in your favorite Palanisms, fun photos, facts..or ignore entirely.
Personally, I can use a few smiles before the nerves set in.