Sarah Palin says she would be good at at "foreign policy" because from Alaska, you can see Russia.
Not to be outdone, Richard Fontaine, an aide for McCain claimed today at an Americas Conference panel in Miami that Johnnie Boy has great interest and expertise in Latin America affairs because back in the 50's, he had a torrid fling with a Panamanian hottie.
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Fontaine was referring to former model Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus, who recently gave an interview to O Globo saying the former sailor was quite the kisser. According to McCain's memoirs, `Faith of My Fathers,` they met in 1957, when his ship, the USS Hunt docked in Brazil.
''I called him John but also my darling and my sweet coconut,'' she said. ``He was a great kisser. I liked it so much that I bought a book to learn how to kiss myself.''
If he wins the White House race, she says she will send a telegram congratulating him. She'll sign it, ''your great Brazilian love.''
Hopefully, Maria will instead send her condolences to her coconut come Election Day.