This is a very important message to any parents who have children applying to colleges this year. You must, by all means, avoid sending your children to either Northwestern University or the University of Illinois at Chicago.
Why, because terrorist William Ayers is a teacher at UIC in Chicago and his terrorist wife Bernadine Dohrn is a teacher at Northwestern in Evanston.
If your child attends either of these schools, it may disqualify your talented son or daughter from ever becoming president of the United States. If your student ever takes a class from either professor, attends a meeting with either professor present, enters the building in which the professor has an office, or serves on a committee that the professor might also serve on, then there is no denying that your student would be:
Paling around with a TERRORIST!
Now, I know that Northwestern University is a very good school. And that many Republicans have sent their children there because Evanston is such a safe and clean little city. In fact, I myself am a graduate of Northwestern University (night school). Imagine my horror to realize that I could have crossed paths with a woman who was/is/continues to be a terrorist. How would I explain myself? Fortunately for me, she never taught at University College. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Thankfully, I don’t live in Hyde Park, a very snooty, liberal, tree-lined, full-of-itself, INTEGRATED, neighborhood of Chicago. If so, my children could have attended the same schools as the children of William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn. They would have been tainted forever and left completely ineligible for high office. And what if we had run into each other in the parks, public library, grocery store, bakery, the Medici for God's Sakes? Just by ordering lunch I could have ruined, ruined my life and the political futures of my babies in the stroller.
For those of you affiliated with the University of Illinois in Chicago. Well, that's all she wrote. Administrator: tainted. Faculty: tainted. Janitorial, union member?: tainted. And any student who ever took any class taught by Mr. Ayers? Well, let's just say that we have those class lists.
No, it doesn't matter that these two people, Bill and Bernie walk freely in Chicago, and meet dozens of people, students and co-workers every day. If they ever attended the same PTA meeting where you were present? If they ever voted at the same precinct? If they ever lived in the same zip code as you? Well, let's just say that you have some fast talking to do!