Hopefully, most of you have viewed the excellent diary by okayokayokay, which contains Al Jazeera's coverage of a Palin rally in southern Ohio.
Of all the locals quoted in the coverage, one lady really spoke to me. She said, "I don't like the fact that he thinks white people are such trash...because we're not." Amen, sister. I've been reading a lot about this...
I’ve read Obama has particular contempt for his white mother and grandparents who raised him. He thinks your white grandmother is trash too. What do you think about that? Can you prove to me that it’s not true? Come on, prove it! Oh, so you can’t prove he doesn’t think your grandmother is trash? See? If you can’t prove it, then how do you know? There’s so much we don’t know about him. But if there is one thing I do know, it’s that Obama hates your white, Christian grandmother.
In fact, he hates all white Christians. Especially white Jesus and the white troops. I’ve read he even thinks dead white people are trash. He hates General Patton, Colonel Sanders, George Washington, but not George Washington Carver. He hates your white children, and thinks all your white babies are trash. No. I’m serious. I read it on the computer. My homogeneous neighbors verified it for me. He hates Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Creepy Dad Simpson, but loves O.J. Simpson - would make him Secretary of Health and Human Services. He even hate fictional white people: Santa Claus - I'm looking in your general, fictional direction.
In high school, Obama was voted "most likely to be the next Robert Mugabe." While at Columbia, he majored in "Vengeful Negrocity." I don’t even know what that is, but it sounds scary! At Harvard, while editor of the Harvard Law Review, he published the following articles: "The Commerce Clause and its effect on the Trashy Whites" ; "Application of Adverse Possession to Trailer Parks," and "Americans with Disability Act: All White People are Nonathletic Jerk-Offs." Now, I haven’t been able to find these archived issues, but I read it in an e-mail, so I’m sure it’s true. I’ll forward it to you. Just ask me!
Forget about the wars. Forget about the economy. Forget about health care, education and the environment. Remember this: Barack Obama only entered politics to fuck with your way of life, white people! He thinks you’re trash. Thinks Lee Greenwood is trash. Fucking hates NASCAR. And most of all, he hates you. ‘Me?’ You ask. Yes, you. Especially you. It’s true! I’ll send you the e-mail.
"Oh, and by the way: I was being sarcastic."
Cross-posted: here.