Here is your last chance to turn disdain for McCain into dollars for Obama.
The purpose of this game is to raise money for Obama. Lots and lots of money. And it makes the debates -- especially the Republican part of the debates -- more fun.
The rules are easy, and unlike debate drinking games, this game will not give you a hangover.
- Write a list of all the offenses you expect from John McCain. Or feel free to borrow mine (below).
- Keep a tally for each of John McCain's offenses during the debate.
- At the end of the night, make a donation for each offense. Whether it’s a nickel or $100 per, it all helps.
And if you’re really strapped for cash, make phone calls and knock on doors instead. For every offense, register a voter. Get out the vote. Do something.
And now, my list of donations for the final presidential debate:
Every time McCain says "my friends", make a donation. If he begins and ends the same sentence with "my friends," triple the donation.
Every time McCain says "POW!", make a donation.
Every time McCain mentions Ronald Reagan, make a donation.
Every time McCain says "reform" or "reformer," make a donation.
Every time McCain calls Obama "that one" or "that guy" make a donation. If he calls Obama "that uppity community organizer" double the donation.
Every time McCain laughs at his own joke, make a donation.
Every time McCain says "Maverick!", make a donation. If he says "team of Mavericks," triple the donation.
Every time McCain mentions Joe Lieberman, make a donation. And then double it, because Joe Lieberman is a first-rate back-stabbing douche nozzle and no one cares about him or his stupid Jomentum except for McCain.
Every time you audibly gasp, choke, or groan, make a donation.
Every time McCain uses a kindgergarten defense -- "I know you are but what am I?", "I'm rubber, you're glue", "He started it", or "Your mama" -- make a donation. Then multiply it by 10. Yes, 10.
Because McCain deserves nothing less than an absolutely humiliating, soul-crushing, Reagan versus Mondale landslide defeat.