I've only known of his existence for like 12 hours, and I fucking hate him.
I hate hate hate him, with the burning fury of 1000 angry suns.
And I blame you, John McCain, for my hatred.
For awhile, I hated kos for bringing us the horrors of the teeth diaries.
Bastard.
For a bit, I hated whoever started and whoever participated in that stupid fad where everyone posted like a one-line diary with a title that was a play on "Obama" like "Oh, Bama?" and other such crap, all saying they'd vote for him or something. Oh my God, that was so irritating.
Falme? Damn that's annoying, too.
I swear, this fad almost made ME want to delete my fucking account. The vein on my left temple still twitches when I see people bringing it back.
But now, we're being treated to snark about Joe the Plumber, speculation about Joe the Plumber, stop talking about Joe the Plumber, forget about Joe the Plumber this is more important, he's not really a plumber Joe the Plumber, etc etc JESUS CHRIST MAKE IT STOP.
You know what I say?
Fuck Joe the Plumber.
Who cares about him? He's another stupid tool allowing himself to be used by an administration that won't think twice about raping his country, his bank account, and his livelihood if they get elected on the backs of similarly stupid tools.
So fuck him.
But most of all, fuck John McCain.
Because now we're going to have to deal with like 3 weeks of inane "Joe the Plumber" diaries.
God damn you, McCain.