This will be brief because it is SO important.
Please, all of you, go out and find as much as you can about Joe the Plumber now!
Because we have dug through Sarah Palin's past as much as needed!
Because we have no important GOTV work, downticket races or ballot propositions to work for or against!
No, we need ALL JOE, ALL THE TIME!
Morning Joe! Afternoon JOe! Evening Joe!
Find out if he is related to Keating's niece!
If he knew the moose that Palin's ex in law shot!
Find out what he charges to remove galvanized!
Find out if he has paid all his sales tax!
And please make sure you suspend all activities that might bury the opposition in a deep grave because you know, Joe is so important!
And please, please, make sure you go FREEP THIS POLL asap.
Because we need to go after Joe the Plumber since all the independent voters cared so, so much about him!
OK, I think I have been clear. Now GO GET JOE!
UNIMPORTANT UPDATE!
Do not be distracted by other things!
Do not go to this Orange-to-Blue website!
Do not go bid at thisNetroots Nation auction!
Do not give any money to these No on Prop 4 and No on Prop 8 efforts!
And don't give any mojo to this commenter WHO WOULD DISTRACT US FROM OUR ALL JOE ALL THE TIME work!
NOW GO GET JOE!
SECOND UNIMPORTANT UPDATE!
Do not read this diary as it will distract you from Joe and focus you on a CA ballot proposition!
THIRD REALLY UNIMPORTANT UPDATE!
If you are from CA, don't go click on this link to get the Progressive Voter's guide to CA propositions.