Our worst fears have finally been realized. It appears that our beloved Obama was not raised as a Christian.
This photo just surfaced, showing presidential candidate Barack Obama dressed as a pirate when he was a child. I think it is clear, now, that he was not raised Christian as his camp has claimed. The evidence suggests he was raised not as a Christian, or Muslim - as some have said - but as a Pastafarian.
This begs the question: Is Mr. Obama still a Pastafarian?
Apparently, Obama was touched by His noodly appendage at a very young age.
I, for one, say RAmen. But I doubt his Christian supporters will be happy about this development.
We're all doomed I tells ya... DOOOOOOMED!!!
[Sorry for the short diary. I wanted to get this out so we can respond quickly.]