Introspection got you down on a Saturday? Tired of all the earnestness? Afraid your friends might start thinking you are one of those doom-and-gloom liberals?
My friends, I have the cure for Meta. It's called METAL!
Before you proceed, there are a few requirements...
Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Judas Priest - Beyond the Realms of Death
Metallica - Master of Puppets
Is your head clear now? Good--Get back to work! Or watch college football or something.