LAS VEGAS - Ending tense hours of mystery as to his whereabouts, Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher confirmed reports that he has flown to Las Vegas to marry Young Republican prankster Ashley Todd.
Todd was recently released from jail after falsifying a police report which stated she had been attacked by a superblack, politically savvy, dyslexic mugger at a Pittsburgh ATM.
Sources say that the couple met on the Internet three days ago.
"I saw her on the television after she confessed to making her whole story up and immediately felt, like, a kinship with her," said Wurzelbacher. "I mean, I thought I had taken this whole mascot thing to the next level, but carving on your own face? How can you not love that kind of commitment? So I sent her an email and the rest is 'blisstory.'"
Todd could not be reached for verbal comment, but texted the following: "OMGZ LOLZ can u blv it?!?! Im ngagd 2 JTP!!! B iz 4 BELLAGIO BITCHES!"
In lieu of flowers, the couple has requested that donations be sent to the Wurzelbacher-Todd American Dream Fund.
Leave it all on the road!