Well, well, well, 5 days from the polls closing and just like clockwork, silly season erupts.
What do I mean? Well, let's see...
I've read diaries about how we're losing PA. I've read diaries that 60 senators is a lost cause. I've read diaries that it is all slipping away, OMG, OMG, OMG...book your tickets to Canada because we're going down in FLAMES, I tell ya, FLAMES.
First, let's breathe everybody. 5 days out everybody is bound to get a little crazy. I've been known to do it myself from time to time. Elections are designed to inspire, motiviate, and get people to work.
They are also designed to scare the be-frickin'-Jesus outta ya...because you just don't know what's going to happen until it's over.
So everyone scared out of their wits at this moment in time, and just itching to let everybody know that this thing is a lost cause, please take a look at the following picture:
There...feel better now?
OK...maybe not.
Perhaps this message from the Zen Master will help:
No??? Still not convinced?
OK. I've got the cure for your ills right here...
That's right...don't be a robot. Don't listen to the polls, pundits, robocalls, nutjobs, wingnuts, Karl Rove, or your pootie.
Make calls. Knock doors. GOTV.
And if you do, I promise you'll feel better.
Promise.