LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- children of all ages! -- may I have your attention please!
Are your nerves feeling jangled by events of the day? Are you aching with anticipation... preoccupied with postulation... consumed with conjecture?
Do you yearn for the delights of distraction, perhaps with tales of amazement, astonishment, fear, surprise, and wonder -- executed with marvelous ease and perfection!?
Then step right up and enter Saturday Night Uforia's First Annual Halloween A Palooza!
Memories to last a lifetime, for less than a nickel!
That's right, just this way -- please don't crowd the door, there's room inside for all...
THIS DIARY has moved to its new permanent home at Saturday Night Uforia.