I feel really bad for Fred Barnes.
He had to be in a crowded room with a bunch of "poor old people" who were - um, voting early, just like he was.
How he suffers!
And the worst part was the lack of Parking!
"This Early Voting has got to stop."
- Fred Barnes, FoxNews 11/1/08
Why?
Because it felt icky for him to be around so many real Americans.
What a Pampered Republican Douche-nozzle this guy is.
My favorite part is when he says
"When I voted early, look I'm going to be in New York, I have an excuse, as you do too."
Perhaps early voting should be restricted to rich white dudes.