True!
Because, tomorrow night, I'm going to be ready for when MSNBC calls it for Obama. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to the fireworks/liquor store (the very one featured in the movie, SLC Punk, by the way) and I'm going to buy 4 of those big bastards that just go up and then go,
BOOOOOOOM!
So it'll be like,
BOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOM!
I'm talking about $125 each. Big fuckers.
I live in a city that will probably go for McCain by 25%. While we have a very liberal fireworks law, it is technically illegal to set off fireworks within the city limits except on July 4th and New Years. No one ever gets nailed for it. Sometimes people set off fireworks to celebrate being drunk. I don't drink, and the meanest lawyer in the county is a Democrat, who'll I'll just have finished working with on GOTV for Trauner.
We're expecting snow tomorrow so the fire danger will be nill.
If McCain folks show up, I'll give them some sparklers.