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Dear Joe,
You know how much we all like you here in Daily Kos and we want you to make sure you continue your successful career.   You are a political genius.   Your support to senator McCain proved that you put country first.  

But now that the "socialists" won and they are ready to wave the "white flag of surrender", I think that you will not be able to keep your old job.  You will no longer be chairman of anything in the congress.  

So, please start updating your CV and start applying for new jobs.  There are still many opportunities for someone with your stature.  For instance:

  1. You could work as an assistant to the political orator Ann Coulter.  I have no doubt that she likes you and she would hire you.
  1. You could work as a full-time commentator in Sean Hannity show, along with Dick Morris.   You know Sean loves you.
  1. You could get a job in Alaaska, working for governor Sarah Paalin.

But the best job  for you may be available after January, after your president Bush leaves the White House.  You could:

  1.  Become the manager of his ranch in Texas! That would be a great job for you Joe and would allow you to spend all the time with the President that you admired and worshiped so passionately.

So, Joe, please update your CV and start applying for new jobs.   There are many exciting opportunities for you.   And the country needs you!

Originally posted to Blue Wind on Wed Nov 05, 2008 at 07:34 AM PST.

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