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'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
MCCAIN/PALIN08
Reply:
'Twas two days after the election
And all through the world
Hope flows like a fountain
For all boys and girls
The critics are nervous
They’re holding their wallets
Afraid that Obama
Will empty their pockets
But we’re not afraid
We know the truth
It’s not Obama you should fear
Wall Street fell through the roof
Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy
And corporate elite
Led to our recession
And McCain/Palin’s defeat
On Liebermann, On O’Reilly
On Hannity and Blitzer
Bye Palin (you’re hot
But my dog wouldn’t kiss ya)
Guilt by Association
The lamest of attacks
Failed to yield victory
To political hacks
Bill Ayers, Rev.Wright
Nothing could stick
They thought, let’s try socialism
That should do the trick
It didn’t work on Tuesday
The attacks failed
Oh yea, and in Alaska
Ted Stevens’ going to jail.
Bush and McCain love progressive taxation
(That’s higher taxes for the rich)
They are not flat tax proponents
So socialism my dick
McCain’s 700 billion dollars
To the private banks
Socialism in fact
And such a disgrace
Millions of people cried on Tuesday
Hopeful that our dark days would end
America will have a black president
It’s not make believe or pretend
Palin will go back to dark Alaska
To eat her potatoes and moose
Thank God she’s now a threat to no one
Except maybe a Canadian Goose
McCain will go back to the U.S.Senate
To live out the rest of his days
He didn’t get to become President
But with Palin I’m sure he got a few lays
As for America who knows
Whether we will prosper or fail
But our fate is now is OUR hands
So only time will tell
Obama/Biden 2009-2017
Her's may or may not be better but mine is true :) (Blitzer isn't as bad as Hannity or anything but he's still a propagandist)