links, but this is just too good to pass up:
It was a long campaign. It was a tough campaign. People get tired! People screw up!! Some people forget the difference between continents and countries . . . . other people lose their judgment about the bounds of good taste.
But in all of the swirling chaos and instability, there is one bright beacon that beckons us ever hither:
THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER!!!
Who this very morning is reporting WORLD! EXCLUSIVE!! NEWS!!! that Cindy McCain has a cheatin' heart!! Oh, and did I mention the PHOTOGRAPHS??