A day in the oval office…
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Hello, Oval office, this is Barry. Yes, premier this is President Obama… Georgia is still lobbing shells at you? I recommend you propose a comprehensive peace and mutual security deal… You haven’t thought of that? No, I don’t think it will help to kill them all. No problem, call back any time. Why yes, we could consider adding you to NATO, we just want to get more of that nuclear material secured. Ok, talk later.
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Oval Office, this is Barry. Greetings President Ahmadinejad. How are the wives and kids? I propose we have a mutual comprehensive peace and security deal… Yes, I knew you would like that. Your nuclear materials? Sure we would love to dispose of them for you. Have a nice evening!
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Oval office, this is Barry. Hello professor, how is your experiment going? Intermittent results? You seem to be forgetting the Schrödinger’s cat paradox… Yes, well basically, the cat is not dead or alive until you look in the box… I know Einstein did not believe it when he proposed it to Böhr, but it is the best we can come up with… No, I don't think string theory will give you better results. It is a fundamental paradox. Ok, no problem. I will see you at the conference. Have you worked on that energy problem I sent you? It works? Thanks, we will be really looking forwards to trying it. Have a nice day.
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Oval office, this is Barry. Gretta Wilson? You voted for me in Ohio? Well thanks! You folks really pulled it off! They are dying are they? Try adding a little more potting soil and increase the watering cycle to every other day… No, you don’t want to water too much either. Sure, let me know how they come out. Ok, talk later.
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Hello this is Barry… No this is not the pizza shop. I think you meant to call 555-0005. No problem! Pepperoni? It is not that bad. Well, you know you should try a smaller pizza and get a salad on the side. No, one or two beers should not hurt. They do have lots of calories though. The key is moderation. We’re not going to see you driving later are we? Good! Play safe. Call back any time. Oh, by the way, you know we are having a pick up game later at the park. Can you make it? Great! I will see you there.
Hi Shelly, I am going for a walk. If anyone else calls can you give them my cell number? Thanks. You too. He did not show? Well, sometimes you have to accept that it was not meant to be. Have you tried Facebook? Sure let me know how it goes.