This is a stream-of-consciousness diary related to my various thoughts of Sarah Palin as the white Oprah Winfrey:
Has there been some sort of a mass underground movement of people demanding for a white Oprah Winfrey? Are people constantly being bombarded with comments by the water cooler along the lines of "I like that Oprah lady, but darn it, she's just not white enough"?
Given Sarah Palin's remote location and appeal to the Joe Six Pack, dress-down population, wouldn't a "Female Wayne's World" show be a more natural fit?
more ramblings after the jump...
This is a stream-of-consciousness diary related to my various thoughts of Sarah Palin as the white Oprah Winfrey:
Has there been some sort of a mass underground movement of people demanding for a white Oprah Winfrey? Are people constantly being bombarded with comments by the water cooler along the lines of "I like that Oprah lady, but darn it, she's just not white enough"?
Given Sarah Palin's remote location and appeal to the Joe Six Pack, dress-down population, wouldn't a "Female Wayne's World" show be a more natural fit?
You know, the camera may love her, but my ears... MY EARS! That voice can be like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Speaking of stream-of-consciousness, has anybody been able to figure out what the hell Palin was saying during her rambling answers to Katie Couric? Is that how they would fill up air time if a guest cancels -- just tell Sarah to speak about how to fix the economy?
The backdrop of her set, I hope, should be that magificent Russian skyline that she can see outside of her office window.
Maybe she should have a segment similar to "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?", where her audience can explain to her where that day's country is on the map.
Can't wait for the favorite things giveaway day when all her guests can reach under their seats and pull out a hunting rifle.
I see that they've figured out a way for Palin to be on TV all the time without ever having to answer a question.
Finally, we'll get to hear Palin's post-election concession speech that she's been itching to give.
Will they have a fashion show of wedding gowns for Bristol, and allower her audience to choose?
Who will be her bandleader? Pat Boone?