I figure it's high time to inject some truth and reality and sanity into the whole Israel/Palestine conflict, so here's my view.
Hear me out.
As Markos said 2 years ago, describing why he won't write about the conflicts in the Middle East:
When two sides are this dead-set on killing each other, very little can get in the way.
And I, for one, sure as heck have no desire to get sucked into that no-win situation. I just hope that war-fatigue sets in at some point.
Now, what causes two hard-core enemies like that to unite and work together?
Consider the old adage: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend," so old that it comes from the Hebrew Bible (Exodus 23:22)
Of course, that enemy needs to be a more powerful one that is threatening both of the other enemies.
I think we can all agree that this uniting enemy is most likely to come in the form of the imminent invasion by the Lizard People
The Lizard People are of course bloodthirsty natives of Alpha Draconis, described by the great David Icke. Icke had correctly warned that the Lizard People have infiltrated our society. However, for some inexplicable reason, he has failed to note the latest occurrences that show that an invasion is imminent.
Consider the famous "Lizard People" ballot cast in Bemidji, Minnesota. Most simply saw it as a joke, but the truth is far more sinister. The ballot was cast by someone calling themselves Lucas Davenport. That name, however, is clearly a cover, as Lucas Davenport is a fictional character created by a Minnesota novelist.
Clearly, this "Lucas Davenport" is just another one of the Lizard People among us. It is likely that this ballot was a secret way to send a message to the invading forces; a rejection by the heavily Lizard-People dominated (like all our institutions) Minnesota Supreme Court would be a go-ahead for invasion. As the ballot was indeed rejected, the invasion is imminent.
This may, of course, doom humanity. However, it is almost guaranteed to unite the Israelis and Palestinians in a common cause struggling against them.
Consider what has happened in Hollywood productions featuring alien invasions.
In the movie "Independence Day," after (of course) the Americans have finally put together a plan of attack against the alien invaders, we see Arabs and Israelis working together in the Golan Heights to go and attack the aliens.
And of course, there's V, which also featured Lizard People of a sort.
In the Episode "Breakout" of V: The Series, we see Howard K. Smith report the following:
In the Middle East, a dramatic breakthrough, as the occupied city of Jerusalem saw a combined force of Arab and Israeli commandos briefly liberate the Wailing Wall before being driven back by counterattacking Visitor troops
And you know what? If it'll bring peace to the Middle East, well, then, I for one, welcome our new Reptilian overlords.