Letterman's last Top Ten is hilarious.
- "Did Bush ever hurt himself trying to pronounce your name?"
- "At cabinet meetings, who besides you and Cheney wear lipstick?"
- "Do you know Leeza Gibbons?"
- "Do you own a condo?"
- "Did you ever try the 'Condoleezza Rice' at Chi-Chi's?"
- "As a souvenir, did you keep any of Saddam's beard lice?"
- "Hey, where'd you get that cool Halliburton sweatshirt?"
- "Who told CNN that Letterman faked the footage of the bored kid next to Bush?"
- "About those Iraqi weapons of mass destruction -- did you check Baghdad Mini-Storage?"
And, drumroll please....
1. "What kind of job will you and Bush be looking for in January 2005?