A few simple instructions:
- Pick a diary entry that would otherwise be a great topic of conversation and might interest a wide variety of people.
- Make sure your comment is the first comment on the entry. That way, you can hijack the discussion right away before anyone gets a chance to think out loud on the subject.
- Format your comment as a personal attack. It should ideally begin with the word "You ..." and point out that the person writing the diary does not have the intelligence to realize something or another. Use profanity.
- Get a couple of friends involved, so they can prop your ratings up after the inevitable onslaught of Super Troll ratings.
- Repeat until regular diarists give up posting their intelligent and thought provoking work.