Noodlers and noodlettes, we are gathered today to worship the greatness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Noodlers and noodlettes, we are gathered today to worship the greatness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Let us all now bow our heads to his great noodliness, and pray to be touched by his noodly appendage.
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We know the FSM is invisible, and loves pirates. So let us all dress up in full pirate regalia now, so that we can better worship him. I'll wait.
Done?
FSM in the air, we come before you to worship the mountains, the trees, and the midget. We bow before your greatness, and your bountiful wisdom in making sure the inverse relationship between pirates and global warming is always maintained.
Ramen
Et in spaghettio resurrecration
Kyrie Parmesan
Gloria in excelsius marinara,
Parmesan Coeli et tera, gloria prego,
Pacem
Ramen
So let us go forth in the world, shinging with the light of our pasta sauce, and show our meatballs to everyone, that they may live the life of an elightened pastafarian! And may you be touched by his noodly appendage in a non-naughty way.
Ramen
Now let us partake in the holy commonion. His body...
passes out noodles
His blood...
passes out sauce
His bal... oh, wait, that wasn't in the service quietly chucks the meatballs.
Have a safe trip home, and try to chew the noodles thoroughly, otherwise they'll blow out your nose...