(Cross-posted at My Left Wing)
What's this I hear about all these PANTYWAIST retired high brass CRITICIZING OUR LEADERS??? And now we got another yellow-bellied, terrorist-loving, America-hating, chickenspit Lieutenant General having the STONES to QUESTION our strategy in Iraq and suggest our Dear Secretary of Defense should RESIGN????
Know what I think? I think this is a back-door
MUTINY, is what I think! I think these
COWARDS are too wussified to
STAND UP while they're in uniform, and they have to WAIT until they CUT AND RUN before they say anything!! You want to use the
BACK DOOR??? I'll give you the BACK DOOR!
BOHICA, you little weasels, and without the common COURTESY of a
REACH-AROUND!
Oh, I know what you're up to - don't think I don't know. You don't wanna fight the next war. That's TYPICAL of you pansy-ass generals - always trying to fight the LAST war! Well, here's The Last War:
THE LAST WAR
And guess what - WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE LAST WAR YET, you MORON!! Weren't you listening when the Commander-in-Chief told us - this war's gonna last FOREVER! So SHAKE IT OFF!! Anyway, that was the LAST WAR, you pinko faggots! We're movin' on here! We're CATAPULTING the propaganda! We're not waitin' for any "new Pearl Harbor" --
THE OLD PEARL HARBOR
- we're MAKIN' OUR OWN Pearl Harbor! Right in the middle of TEHRAN!
THE NEXT WAR
And since WHEN did any of you worms become CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLARS, anyhow? When the President does it, it's not illegal. Who needs CONGRESS to declare war on Iran? Besides, we're not droppin' The Bomb on IRAN, we're droppin' The Bomb on TERRISTS! And we already got PERMISSION to do THAT, you MAGGOT!
Are you still HERE?! I KNOW you're still WHINING! Awww, are we upset because we won't have control over the 20,000 Special Operations troops that Secretary Rusmfeld will command all over the world, hmmm? Well, HEAR THIS, SOLDIER! It's a PRIVATE army, see? Don'cha know we're PRIVATIZIN' here? It's HARD WORK! And if you don't shutcher PIE HOLE, we'll private-ize your 3-star butt right to PARADE REST!!
So this war in Iran isn't what you SIGNED UP for? SO WHAT?? You think all those grunts in the reserve who've been stop-lossed three times back to al-Anbar signed up for that? DO YA?? Do you think the American people signed up for TWO TRILLION DOLLARS to spend on you and your dumb-ass privatized security guards and crappy body armor? I don't give a RAT'S ASS if that wasn't your idea - the Commander-in-Chief MADE it your idea - and who says you get to have ideas, ANYWAY??
You think this Army needs you? You think your opinion counts? HELL, no! We're an ARMY OF ONE, in case you didn't get the memo, you worm! - an Army of one gigantic, MF-ing B61-11!!
AN ARMY OF ONE
And if one isn't enough, we'll use TWO! Or THREE!! Or however the hell many we need!
So don't get your PANTIES IN A BUNCH! Or you can DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!
DISMISSED! GET OUTTA MY SIGHT! Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha!