Responding to criticism from his opponent that he was living in "FantasyLand" the President today suddenly sprouted Mouse Ears, and admitted that it is true: he does like fantasy much more than reality. Mr. Bush went on to state that when he loses this election he intends to join the cast of other characters at DisneyWorld, which has long been his secret ambition. He concluded his remarks by noting, "You have no idea how difficult it has been to keep these ears from showing".
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