U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) money hit me so hard
Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to crime and two hyped books"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A superdope homeboy from the Oiltown
And I'm known as such
And I'm not a crook-uh!
U can't touch this
I told you homeboy
U can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
U can't touch this
Look in my eyes,man
U can't touch this
Yo, let me beat the trumped up charges
U can't touch this
Ain't that a kick in the pants?
You got it like that now you know Dems wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and spin this charge
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Caught on a mission by Ronnie Earle
Let 'em know that I'm dead meat
And this is a charge
I can't beat
Yo! I told you
U can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
U can't touch this
Yo,sound the bells, jail is in, sucker
U can't touch this
Give me a sack of money
Making me sweat
That's what they're giving me
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a ho
That's bought and sold
Lobbyists are sweating so much they might fold
Or move to Saipan
What is it going to take for my cronies
To burn the books?
Legit either work hard? Oh I might as well quit
That's the word,because you know
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Break it down
Stop. . . Hammer time
Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't do the time
Then you shouldn't do the crime
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a jail bitch
"Dance with me or you're gonna get nailed, bitch
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump"
Yeah, U can touch this
Look man, U can touch this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know ya can
U can touch this
Ring the bell, jail's back in
Break it down
Stop. Slammer time
U can touch this
U can touch this
U can touch this
U can touch this
Break it down
Stop. Slammer time
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just been nailed
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm manmeat in the jail
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
Will others have records,
Like Rove and Bill Frist?
I've toured around the world
From DC to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, Bug Boy Hammer, Yo Hammer
But the charge can't go away
Can touch this
U can touch this
U can touch this
U can touch this
Yeah,U can touch this
I told you, U can touch this
Too hype, can touch this
Yo, we outta here, can touch this
Apologies to MC Hammer