Besides my newfound commitment to fight Obama's socialist agenda with every fiber of my being, today is a day dedicated to those twin pillars of American virtue: college football and hangovers.
Today, my team is Penn State and my hangover is a soupy blend of beer, champagne, and a very late-night 12 year old scotch. Adding to the injury, my boys are up and at 'em playing their new Christmas video games at a level three notches past loud.
For those who have been distracted with other things (thinking of you G-Rod) and haven't been able to keep up with the onslaught of amateur sports this holiday season, here is today's schedule.
Outback
South Carolina vs. Iowa Tampa 11 a.m. ESPN
Capital One
Georgia vs. Michigan State Orlando 1 p.m. ABC
Konica Minolta Gator
Nebraska vs. Clemson 1 p.m. CBS
Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi
Penn State vs. USC Pasadena, Cal 4:30 p.m. ABC
FedEx Orange
Cincinnati vs. Virginia Tech Miami FOX 8:30pm FOX
Glad to see that Citi is putting their $6 share price to good use. Add your team, resolution (the above resolution was snark btw), and your hangover [or cure].
To a healthy, happy, and peaceful 2009