According to Fox News, that disgruntled former employees and clients of Bernie "I Made off with your money" Madoff, have been selling their corporate gifties and trinkets on ebay!
Duped employees and clients of alleged scammer Bernard Madoff are bitterly selling off the swag they received from his company on eBay.
It's a whole new category of collectibles, with more than 100 promotional trinkets bearing the name or symbol of Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities. They were given to clients and employees over the years as tokens of appreciation, even as Madoff was allegedly stealing billions from investors.
Yes, YOU TOO can have a piece of corporate greed history!
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Yes, folks, how about a tote bag, chair, binoculars and note pad? Someone paid $399 for that! I suppose you can use the chair to sit in while looking through the binoculars watching them cart your furnishings away from your now foreclosed house.
Or maybe a flashlightto help you find your way in the dark, now that they money you lost has meant they turned off your electricity. A steal at only $355!
As one seller said...
"The proceeds from this auction go directly to a family whose husband/father is facing being out of a job and health insurance thanks to good old Bernie."
But I think my favorite has to be the Bernard Madoff investment Securities Fleece.
Yes, that's what I said. Fleece. Do you think Madoff meant it as an in-joke? I mean fleece? It's the perfect metaphor for what he did. Get fleeced by a guy named Madoff who made off with your money, but stay warm with a fleece vest, inscribed with the name of the criminal who fleeced you.
So don't delay, there are plenty more items still available!
Who said irony was dead?