Check this out: Some guy from the Bush administration handed me this -
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
Sweeeet . . .
Spearheaded by the potent offensive talents of quarterback Dan Orlovsky, the Detroit Lions finished their regular season with a perfect record, one of the best ever in NFL history.
I thought it was such a great idea, I decided to do the same thing for our outgoing president. But then I found out - somebody already had:
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
I think it was written by the same guy who wrote 100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD.
So - let's compare! Here we go:
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
crushed all opponents on their way to a nearly unprecedented 16-0 mark.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
KEPT AMERICA SAFE
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
kept their passer safe.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Created Institutions to Propel the Spread of Democracy Worldwide, Helped Oppressed People Secure their Freedom, and Strengthened Support for Dissidents and Democracy Activists
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in scoring.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Confronted Threats and Helped Defuse Regional Conflicts
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in pass completion percentage.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
STRENGTHENED AMERICA’S INTERESTS AND
ALLIANCES ABROAD
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in rushing yards per game.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Led the response to the 2008 financial crisis
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in total yards per game.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Increased the accountability, transparency, and effectiveness of the Federal Government, which improved the Government’s performance and helped save billions of dollars
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in time of possession.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
IMPROVED EDUCATION FOR EVERY AMERICAN CHILD
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in third-down conversions.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
STRENGTHENED AMERICA’S HEALTHCARE SYSTEM
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
had the fewest fumbles in the league.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
PROVIDED UNPRECEDENTED RESOURCES FOR VETERANS
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
had the best pass control in the league.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
SUPPORTED AMERICAN WORKERS BY INCREASING TRADE, JOB TRAINING, AND COMPETITIVENESS
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
had the most-feared secondary in the league.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
SET A BRIGHT COURSE FOR AMERICA’S FUTURE
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in receptions.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Took Unparalleled Action to Advance Cooperative Conservation and Protect the Environment
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
led the league in first downs per game.
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD
THE ADMINISTRATION OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
Confronted Climate Change through Innovation and without Harming our Economy
100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS' RECORD
THE DETROIT LIONS
are the best team in NFL history.
Just you wait and see - the 2008 Detroit Lions will be judged well, and I’ll wait for history’s judgment and not today’s headlines. I think Detroit football fans pretty soon are going to start to thank Rod Marinelli for what he’s done.