Forgive me if this is a short diary, but there's only one way we can truly imagine how the dinner with President Obama and the right-wing pundits went.
George Will is a mere host, since this was at his house.
William Kristol orders the veal and sets off chowing down while Charlie and Brooks talk to Obama in some sort of weird right-wing language. Obama, fluent and smart enough, talks in a rough version of the language, mainly not to alientate them. Finally, Obama makes it clear that there must be no attempts on the life of his ecnonomic plan. Brooks argues that he's already had his chance, and that he's the hunted one now. Finally, Obama asks to go to the bathroom, and Kristol gives the OK, even though Brooks and Charlie are uneasy over it, to where they frisk Obama again.
In the bathroom, Obama opens the top of the toilet to find a revolver planted there by VP Biden, maintains his composure, and rejoins at the dinner table. While Charlie talks gibberish, Obama increasingly becomes anxious to where he finally blasts Charlie and Brooks away, and needs two blasts to get Kristol (With food in his mouth). He spares Will through, since he was the host and was curiously realistic about the election to where (dare I say it...) he may have had some sort of respect for Obama.